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Walking down The street one Sunday morning "Hey man, spare a Dollar?" The bum said to Me Shaking Me out of my head so fast It startled me "Sure," I replied Pulling out my wallet and handing Him the tiny green portrait Of the slave-owner Not even a "thank you" As he jaunted Off, happily To the liquor store

The King of Dicks (a loose adaptation of Le Roi des Cons by Georges Brassens) (To sing it, repeat each of the first two lines of each stanza twice) Why the skies of orange-y glow Hang apocalyptically low? It's the dregs came out of the sticks To elect the king of dicks. "KGB came up with a plan," FBI informed Ku-Klux-Klan, "For us how to put in the fix To elect the king of dicks." From the lower depths, from the dump Rose this Hydra's vile, fascist rump, Playing all sorts of dirty tricks To elect the king of dicks. Normal people did as they should, Voting for the forces of good, Only for the brains filled with bricks To elect the king of

I'll get over it When you admit his campaign was racist I'll get over it When you admit he ran on a platform of hate and fear I'll get over it When you realize more than half of his followers are bigots and White Nationalists I'll get over it When you admit that he is homophobic and transphobic I'll get over it When you admit that he mocked a disabled reporter I'll get over it When you admit that he bragged about getting away with sexual assault because he's famous I'll get over it when you admit that he publicly slut-shamed and body-shamed women I'll get over it When you admit that racism still exists I'll get over it When you admit that w

I. Well I never thought I’d see the day Where hate and bigotry would lead the way We elected a demagogue and the next four years will be filled with grief Sieg heil to the chief! II. Stop telling me that I’m melodramatic I’m thinking clearly, I’m not being erratic Stop telling me that it will all be fine He’s not my president! I will not fall in line! III. This nightmare has gone on for too long Everything is going wrong Our president is giving too much credit to the Klan He has no experience; does he even have a plan? God help us all, I am scared of this man. IV. Sieg heil to the chief! The next four years wi